Question by Kung Fu Yamster: Are you going to check into “Rehab” with me and Rihanna tomorrow?
We both are going through a lot, and need some help. Would you like to join us, and be there for us in our desperate time of need?

Best answer:

Answer by PeterSayWhaa?
Sure, sign me in under Chris Brown.

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Chris Brown thanks fans via phone call from jail
Brown pleaded not guilty, but his Rihanna judge sent him to court-ordered rehab in November saying the incident may have violated his probation. Brown was living at his Malibu rehab when he got tossed last month after allegedly ignoring a drug test and …
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Passages Malibu Marks Alcohol Awareness Month
“In our clinical experience at Passages, young people with unresolved traumatic experiences or mental health issues are particularly at risk for becoming dependent on alcohol,” said Pax Prentiss, CEO of Passages Addiction Treatment Centers. “As a …
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Zac Efron Was Already Seen Using A Vaporizer, Has Apparently Learned Nothing
Let me say first of all that it's possible Zac was smoking regular tobacco out of the vape, and regardless, marijuana has been decriminalized in California. So even if he is smoking pot, it's possible he has a medical card that makes … But Zac isn't …
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Carolyn Livengood: Musician Leo Rosales to run in Boston Marathon to raise …
At the peak of Malo band's success, he stopped performing with the band because of his substance abuse. After several life-changing experiences, and dealing with chemical … California Phones is offering a Free Hearing Screening and Free California …
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Chris Brown's lawyers asking judge to dismiss D.C. assault case against him
Brown will spend another month in jail after a judge said Monday he was told the singer made troubling comments in rehab about being good at using guns and knives. The singer was arrested on Friday, March 14, 2014, after he was dismissed from a Malibu …
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Authorities: Chris Brown arrested on warrant
The warrant was issued by the judge overseeing Brown's case after he was informed Friday morning that the singer had been discharged from rehab "for failure to comply with rules and regulations of the program." No further details were released, but …
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Research eyes pot as pain reliever
The National Institute on Drug Abuse has a few grant-funded studies on active ingredients in marijuana used as withdrawal medicine for opiates and a treatment medicine for methamphetamine and tobacco addiction, according to the institute's website …
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Chris Brown booted out of rehab, taken into custody by LA sheriff's deputies
A South Florida restaurant franchisee gives back to the community. Restaurant owner inspires others · More Marketplace. About Us. Back All About Us Station Information Contests As Seen On … LOS ANGELES (CNN) — Singer Chris Brown has been booted from …
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Chris Brown kicked out of rehab, taken into police custody
Chris Brown kicked out of rehab, taken into police custody. Los Angeles (CNN) — Singer Chris Brown has been taken into custody by Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies after being made to leave court-ordered drug rehab, a sheriff's spokesman said Friday.
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Convenience is Not Always Worth the Price: The Costs Associated with Silk Road
This infographic by Clarity Way Rehab demonstrates just how expensive this Amazon of Illegal Drugs could be for people buying illicit drugs on the site. For instance, the … In Florida, those same users would save more than $ 88 by purchasing on the …
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Chris Brown completes 90 days at Malibu rehab center, judge thinks he needs …
A judge thinks Chris Brown still has more work to do in anger management rehab and has ordered him to extend his stay past 90 days. The “Fine China” singer already completed his court-ordered 90-day live-in stay at the facility in Malibu, Calif. TMZ …
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Chris Brown ordered back to rehab for two months
Chris Brown is going back to rehab. At a hearing on Friday, Los Angeles judge ordered the singer to spend another two months in the Malibu rehabilitation center where he has been grappling with anger management and drug abuse problems. RELATED: …
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Too Late For Malibu Rehab To Join Sly Stone Suit, Judge Says
Law360, Los Angeles (February 04, 2014, 9:22 PM ET) — A California judge ruled Tuesday that the Malibu Beach Recovery Center cannot intervene in Sly Stone's stolen royalties lawsuit against his ex-manager to make sure any damages Stone recovers are …
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